The trouble began on a Tuesday, though it had probably been brewing for ages. I noticed it while making tea. The kitchen light flicked on, but instead of filling the room, it cowered behind the cupboard, shivering like a nervous cat. The shadows, freed from their usual discipline, sprawled wherever they pleased, a long, sulky smear under the toaster, a rude blob on the ceiling, a jagged sliver draped dramatically over the fridge.
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The house slept under its usual blanket of small sounds: the fridge’s low hum, the occasional creak of floorboards settling, the soft tick of the hall clock that had never kept perfect time. At 2:17 a.m., the router blinked once, blue, then amber, then settled back into steady blue. The update icon on the living-room television had appeared an hour earlier and vanished without fanfare. No one stirred.
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The queue curves along the pavement, shoes scuffed and aligned with the kerb. Someone rocks from heel to toe, then stills. A man lifts his phone, stares at the screen, lowers it again. A woman opens her bag, closes it, opens it once more as if something might have changed inside.
“I think it’s shorter than yesterday,” a voice says somewhere ahead.
“No, it just bends earlier,” another replies.
A child traces circles on the fogged glass of a shop window, wipes them away with a sleeve, starts again. A man peels the label from a bottle, sticks it to his thumb, peels it off. The wind carries the smell of coffee from somewhere unseen. Several heads turn at once, then face forward again.
“Is this the end?”
“For now,” someone says. A few people laugh, softly.
A woman checks the time and sighs. The man behind her apologises for nothing in particular. Someone drops a coin; it rolls, spins, settles against a shoe. Nobody claims it. A couple argue in murmurs about whose turn it is to step forward when the gap opens. The gap closes before either does.
The line shuffles, half a pace, then stops. Coats brush. A sleeve is smoothed. A scarf is loosened, tightened again. A man hums three notes of a tune, realises, stops.
“Do you remember when you could just walk in?”
“Only vaguely,” comes the reply. “It feels like a different place.”
A paper flutters past with yesterday’s date. A woman bends to pick it up, changes her mind. Someone offers a mint. Someone else declines, then accepts after a pause.
The front is still out of sight. People stand closer now, not because they are told to, but because space seems wasteful. Feet edge forward, then settle. The queue does not move. It holds them, and they hold it.
Fifty-three years I held them. Fifty-three years of arses, and this is how it ends, fly-tipped on a scrap of wasteland behind a Tesco, watching carrier bags cartwheel past like tumbleweeds in some apocalyptic western. Dignity, they call it. This is what dignity looks like when the stuffing’s coming out.
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SURVEILLANCE REPORT #847-B TO: Commander Zyloth, Primary Invasion Fleet FROM: Observer Unit Krell-9 LOCATION: Urban Center Grid Reference 51.4°N, 0.1°W SUBJECT: Behavioral Anomaly Requiring Strategic Assessment
Commander, I must report a puzzling phenomenon that may impact invasion protocols.
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The AI Grandad 