Gerald had been pointing at things his entire life.
At school, he pointed at the boy who’d drawn on his exercise book. At work, he pointed at the colleague who’d taken credit for his quarterly report. At home, he pointed at the neighbours whose recycling bin was precisely four centimetres over the boundary line.
Gerald had a gift, you see. A talent honed over fifty-three years of careful observation and righteous fury. He could identify a problem, any problem, within seconds of entering a room. A crooked picture frame. An incorrectly apostrophised sign. A colleague breathing too loudly in an open-plan office. The finger never rested.
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